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8 hours ago on July 25th | J | 43,948 notes

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21whore:

Lana Del Rey: Born to Die vs. Ultraviolence

please don’t associate that trash with roger the alien, a true american icon

8 hours ago on July 25th | J | 32,705 notes
8 hours ago on July 25th | J | 527 notes
o-snap-its-iggyness:

free him

o-snap-its-iggyness:

free him

8 hours ago on July 25th | J | 35,419 notes
9 hours ago on July 25th | J | 62,218 notes

anyone wanna ask or talk to me about anything?

my ask box is open :)

9 hours ago on July 25th | J | 2 notes

job interview

interviewer: what is your proudest achievement?
me: pride is a sin
10 hours ago on July 24th | J | 16,113 notes

It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

polyturtles:

artactually:

Like, this is Loki

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And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

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This is Castiel

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And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

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This is Tony Stark

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And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

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Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

10 hours ago on July 24th | J | 170,817 notes

phototoartguy:

The adorable and unlikely friendship between a fox and a dog that’s being turned into a children’s fairytale book

Photographer Torgeir Berge

10 hours ago on July 24th | J | 148,704 notes
praisethetrees:

Marisa made this her moms computer background I’m laughing

praisethetrees:

Marisa made this her moms computer background I’m laughing

10 hours ago on July 24th | J | 5,746 notes

no:

thinkin bout drake.. wonderin what he up to. hope he ok

10 hours ago on July 24th | J | 66,770 notes
pursuitofhapppinessss:

i think about this picture a lot

pursuitofhapppinessss:

i think about this picture a lot

10 hours ago on July 24th | J | 241,475 notes
green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

10 hours ago on July 24th | J | 125,779 notes

stephrc79:

adamantsteve:

God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

10 hours ago on July 24th | J | 47,976 notes
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