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cutequeer96:

tony abbott: *comes to australia as an immigrant on a boat, had free university education*
tony abbott: so i wanna talk about two things i am really against

4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 5,644 notes
I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.
words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)
4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 37,357 notes
undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

You were very smart

undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

You were very smart

4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 22,580 notes
ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 91,003 notes
constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party


AAAYYY CROYDAANN I LIVE THERE. We’re crazy

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

AAAYYY CROYDAANN I LIVE THERE.

We’re crazy

4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 85,456 notes
gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 101,574 notes

stephaniedanielle:

Never gets old

4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 243,238 notes

automatically:

when you haven’t saved your final project and your computer freezes

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"your file has been recovered"

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4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 18,576 notes

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk
4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 246,903 notes
wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 474,006 notes

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 170,228 notes

tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 20,423 notes

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 433,937 notes

A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.

This is why we need feminism.

(via charlesneedsfeminism)

"but men get raped too-"

AND LOOK HOW YOU HANDLED THAT

(via unteens)

4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 468,634 notes

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

4 hours ago on September 19th | J | 123,718 notes